Wednesday, August 30, 2006
The Arsenal squad for this season
Jens Lehmann – he’ll do the business but he’s getting on a bit and needs adequate cover
Manuel Almunia – not convinced by him, he was beaten twice on the near post in the Champions League Final
Mart Poom – another bench warming foreigner
Emmanuel Eboue – I still think he’s all puff and no end result while his defensive work needs improvement
Lauren – nearly forgotten man, possibly stick in the centre of midfield?
Kolo Toure – should be club captain. ‘Nuff said.
Philipe Senderos – should start filling out and putting himself about more when he returns to injury
Johan Djurou – looking useful
Pascal Cygan – of course he’s content to stay and not be guaranteed a game. He’s crap and no one else would pay money for him
Justin Hoyte – he’s English and looks nervous. With all that practice at Sunderland he shouldn’t…
Ashley Cole – bye bye
Gael Clichy – ready made number 3
Alexsandre Hleb – lightweight ball player yet to set the world alight
Tomas Rosicky – our newest lightweight ball player
Gilberto – supposed to be the tough man but he is no Vieria or Keane
Cesc Fabregas – developing fast and is keen to have a pop
Matthieu Flamini – ready made right footed left back
Abu Diaby – young lad possibly in to replace Paddy but now injured
Freddie Ljungberg – will be heavily relied on for goals
Thierry Henry – what more can be said?
Robin van Persie – is he here to replace Bergkamp?
Emmanuel Adabayor – sorry, he shouldn’t be here. All legs and fluffed passes
Jose Antonio Reyes – he doesn’t want to be here
Theo Walcott – if he crosses from the goal line too much he’ll never get a game
Jeremie Aliadiere – been here ages and spent most of the time injured or on loan
In the last couple of years we have lost Vieria, Bergkamp, Pires, Campbell, Edu, Kanu, Wiltord and I’m sorry the replacements are nowhere near the same quality. What’s our first choice 11? I don’t have a Scooby and I bet AW doesn’t either.
We've started off creating chances but not converting and getting beat up noth. They both have to end if we're gonna challenge for the title this season.
Now prove me wrong!