Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Seriously, why?
Do coaches make substitutions two or three minutes from half time when no one is injured?
Do coaches sign two defensive midfielders then wonder why they are getting no creativity?
Don’t linesmen understand the offside rule?
Do match officials have two rule books? One for the home team, one for the away.
Do stretcher bearers see more action than many players?
Do FAs accept players rolling round on the field after they were attacked by a vicious blade of grass?
Don’t FAs get serious on players/officials/teams that walk off/threaten to walk off?
Do coaches say they are happy with their squad then play players out of position?
Do FAs allow time wasting time to persist?
Do the media allow FA bigwigs to get away with outlandish, meaningless statements? EG England coming to the region, it’s not my fault, we will win the (inster name of competition)
Do wannabe middle class locals look down on anything within their own borders?
Do players get away with two footed challenges or rugby tackles yet get booked for taking off their shirt?
Do clubs attracting 20,000 fans at least claim they have no money?
Do locals say Woodlands or CCK is too far to go?
Is 8.45pm considered an attractive kick off time?
Do politicians think football fans are naïve vote banks?
Do so many people slavishly follow a football team that come from a town they could never find on a map in a country they are never likely to visit and think themselves cooler than someone who follows their local team just down the road?
Do refs dish out cards like they are aping Kung Fu Panda?
Are players continuously allowed to intimidate match officials?
Why do foreigners delight in such pointless questions?
Do coaches sign two defensive midfielders then wonder why they are getting no creativity?
Don’t linesmen understand the offside rule?
Do match officials have two rule books? One for the home team, one for the away.
Do stretcher bearers see more action than many players?
Do FAs accept players rolling round on the field after they were attacked by a vicious blade of grass?
Don’t FAs get serious on players/officials/teams that walk off/threaten to walk off?
Do coaches say they are happy with their squad then play players out of position?
Do FAs allow time wasting time to persist?
Do the media allow FA bigwigs to get away with outlandish, meaningless statements? EG England coming to the region, it’s not my fault, we will win the (inster name of competition)
Do wannabe middle class locals look down on anything within their own borders?
Do players get away with two footed challenges or rugby tackles yet get booked for taking off their shirt?
Do clubs attracting 20,000 fans at least claim they have no money?
Do locals say Woodlands or CCK is too far to go?
Is 8.45pm considered an attractive kick off time?
Do politicians think football fans are naïve vote banks?
Do so many people slavishly follow a football team that come from a town they could never find on a map in a country they are never likely to visit and think themselves cooler than someone who follows their local team just down the road?
Do refs dish out cards like they are aping Kung Fu Panda?
Are players continuously allowed to intimidate match officials?
Why do foreigners delight in such pointless questions?

